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A correspondent for Jimmy Kimmel asked Coachella goers about bands that don’t exist, and I for one am so pumped for Get The Fuck Out Of My Pool. They put on a great show.
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WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR
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have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
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Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.
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